好個下雨天

‘N Sync – Just Don’t Tell Me That

希望氣象預報誤報的時候偏偏這麼準
果然是下了整天的雨,今天只能用超狼狽來形容
早上上班途中天氣還好好的,騎到半路突然下起大雨
我帶兩件式雨衣,想說先穿雨衣,穿褲子太麻煩了
哪知道雨越下越大,結果到公司褲子也差不多溼了一半

從此時之後,雨就再也沒有間斷過,一直下一直下
巡邏到一半感覺鞋子有點溼溼的時候,想套雨鞋套也來不及了
心想算了要溼就溼個徹底,此時突然呼嘯而來一台砂石車
很好,不錯,老天爺一定是聽到了我的心聲
整個水花全都濺了過來,還都是泥巴水

烏溪南岸道路積水,引擎還差點熄火又被卡車濺水,悲慘阿

不過最麻煩的還是在煩惱要怎麼讓日報表不要溼的太誇張
之前有人整張報表溼透還破掉,結果帶回公司玩拼圖
好不容易終於簽完最後一個準備休息,剛停下車連雨衣都還沒脫好
就被妳看到超狼狽的一面,一定超好笑的
全身溼答答,怎麼有人可以這麼落魄
而且今天才知道椅子換新的了,還多了三張剛好湊一桌
只是沒想到第一次使用竟然是在下雨天
好,我就聽妳的!假裝自己很詩情畫意的坐在路邊看雨景吧

不過更瞎的是,本來想把我的日報表拿到室內晾乾
沒想到妳那位傳說中的陳冠C腦筋轉很快
直接就幫我拿到微波爐微波,哈哈哈
超傻眼的啦,不過我真的不得不承認微波爐的強大之處
除了可以熱食,還可以…把一張溼答答的紙微波到乾
回到公司看到很多人的日報表都溼透了
又看到有人為了烘乾,還特地去煮開水然後把紙貼在茶壺上
然後還問我的紙怎麼這麼乾,害我更想笑
反正今天只要一想到我的紙被人家拿去微波就整個太妙了XD


‘N Sync – Just Don’t Tell Me That

Oh oh, no no, all right
You got to be seen at every party
At the playboy mansion
But, sad
I know I gotta draw the line
You wanna be in
The flashes of light
Holding me tight
With your phoney laugh
I guess
You gotta be photographed

You can say it’s real
But I know where it’s at

Just don’t tell me that
You are gonna love me
I don’t wanna hear it baby
Tell me that
It’s gonna be your last lie
No baby I won’t go for that
Even if you did say
You were gonna be there
I don’t want you back
‘Cause it’s not about love
Just don’t tell me that

You like to drive in my car
Spend every dollar of my credit
Baby, guess what
Saw me with your golden eye
Guess you wanna be
Part of the ride
Live for the night
But I’ve seen it through
Had enough of being close to you

You can say it’s real
But I know where it’s at

Just don’t tell me that
You are gonna love me

I don’t wanna hear it baby
Tell me that
It’s gonna be your last lie
No baby I won’t go for that
Even if you did say
You were gonna be there
I don’t want you back
‘Cause it’s not about love
Just don’t tell me that

No no, it’s not about love
No no

You wanna be in
The flashes of light
Holding me tight
Girl it’s all up to you
But whatever you do
I don’t wanna hear it

You’re not gonna love me
I won’t go for that
It just won’t last
Even if you did say
You were gonna be there
I don’t want you back
‘Cause it’s not about love
Just don’t tell me that

You are gonna love me
I don’t wanna hear it baby
Tell me that
It’s gonna be your last lie
No baby I won’t go for that
Even if you did say
You were gonna be there
I don’t want you back
‘Cause it’s not about love
Just don’t tell me that

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